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Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."
Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."
Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"
Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"
or:
"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."
Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."
Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"
Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"
or:
"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."
by thegetawayplan9 January 07, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Someone is getting a big dick when they try to prevent you from doing something you really want to do, when they get heavily angered/saddened at something small, or a mixture of both.
Person 1: "I need to leave work 30 minutes early tomorrow."
Person 2: "No. I don't give random breaks to my employees, who the hell do you think you are?"
Person 1: "Don't get such a big dick about it."
Person 1 to Person 3: "Wow, our boss was getting a big dick earlier."
Person 2: "No. I don't give random breaks to my employees, who the hell do you think you are?"
Person 1: "Don't get such a big dick about it."
Person 1 to Person 3: "Wow, our boss was getting a big dick earlier."
by Chris Hardin February 10, 2009