Your little cousin has to play Xbox with you so give him a broke controller
You : Here, your the other team.
Cousin : You gettin’ down ,I know this controller don’t work
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Girlfriend: Why didn’t you call last night ?

Boyfriend: I was out with the guys

Girlfriend: See how you be gettin down ? I can’t ever trust you.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.