Mario pulled into my parking spot. I had my car indicator on, and was waiting patiently for the traffic to pass before i pulled in to the kerb. Just as i was about to drive forward, Mario came racing down the street in his dads red Alfa romao and pulled in front of me, only to steal my park. I jumped out of my drivers seat and ran over to his open window. He looked up at me with his greasy, curly, blond tipped, 80s craig maglochlin style mullet and i screamed at him, " Get a perm! ".

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower