guy: "hey so do you wanna go to dinner?"
girl: "No sorry. I only go out with attractive men."
douchebag: "OOH! GET SLAYED!"
"yeah i cheated on you!"
Get slayed, bitch
boyfriend: "You saw someone else? well where were you last night?"
girlfriend: "with him..."
boyfriend: "...you know i actually came here to apologize because last night I got a little drunk and fucked a ten. Then I fucked her again this morning!"
Get slayed, bitch
"I used your facial sponge to exfoliate my downstairs so I wouldn't get ingrown hairs."
wow get slayed
girl: "No sorry. I only go out with attractive men."
douchebag: "OOH! GET SLAYED!"
"yeah i cheated on you!"
Get slayed, bitch
boyfriend: "You saw someone else? well where were you last night?"
girlfriend: "with him..."
boyfriend: "...you know i actually came here to apologize because last night I got a little drunk and fucked a ten. Then I fucked her again this morning!"
Get slayed, bitch
"I used your facial sponge to exfoliate my downstairs so I wouldn't get ingrown hairs."
wow get slayed
by BazookaSnapple December 24, 2009