Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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*ring ring*
Tom: Hello?
Sam: Hey Tom! What's up?
Tom: Oh nothing much Sam, you?
Sam: Just waiting for my chick to get out of the bathroom.
Tom: Dude! Are you going to get it while it's hot?
Sam: That's not a bad idea Tom! Oh she's out i got to go.
Tom: Hello?
Sam: Hey Tom! What's up?
Tom: Oh nothing much Sam, you?
Sam: Just waiting for my chick to get out of the bathroom.
Tom: Dude! Are you going to get it while it's hot?
Sam: That's not a bad idea Tom! Oh she's out i got to go.
by jmans12 July 22, 2010