An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.

What to tell someone when he or she won't stop harassing you and mind their own business, especially when dealing with bugaboos, bullies, stalkers, or witch hunts.

A phrase told to people who waste their time. As told mostly to people who do nothing but play video games and or go to chatrooms and talk to people on the internet or use the internet all day and do nothing useful in life.

The Get a life is an achievement for Unreal Tournament 3 which is coming out for Xbox 360. The description is 'Get 200 kills on 50 different days' which is basically like the Seriously achievement in Gears of War, where you need to get 10000 kills.

The response to somebody who sits around all day doing nothing but pressing a stupid button for automation and posting on urbandictionary all day.

A term indicating that someone has devoted to much time to some topic that is causing them to restrict or negate their friends or social life.

An amazing show starring Chris Elliot as a 30 year old paper boy who lives with either his parents or his landlord Gus, hence the title. It was before it's time, and didn't last as long as it should have.