Urban Dictionary: Get The Dick

a response when someone falsely accuses you of something

speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!

speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back

by swagsurfer69 December 26, 2013

When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.

Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!

Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!

by youngandfree July 13, 2013

Eng (UK) Another way of saying, getting drunk.

homeless guy behind pub: Yeah, now I'm getting dicked!

by Metal Warlock May 15, 2016

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

by targonot May 14, 2015

by Mitzysuckedmydick November 10, 2016

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.

George: Get my dick out your mouth!!

by jaydub114 July 30, 2007