I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

lets run there gertrude the molester

Then I was talking to this old bitch Gertrude.

when bruno mars sings gertrude comes out

Hey Gertrude, can you tell me about the quest of the holly grail?

Wow, Gertrude's new girlfriend is smoking!