Nolife #1 ranked RuneScaper. He is allergic to the sun and can be found next to his multiple computers. He e-flirts in his free time in a failed attempt to get some runescape pussy.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

the role model for all people in australia to grow up just like him and fail at life playing runescape for 20 hours and sleeping for 4 hours

No. 1 on the RuneScape hiscores. He beat Zezima when the Summoning skill came out. People worship him like a god and you will usually see people going "OMG GERTJAARS!" in his presence. If he turns private on he will be spammed.

No 1. nolifer @ highscores containing 1 million players.

Runescape's current no. 1 player. The first person to acheive 200million xp in 4 skills. He passed Zezima in xp, the first time that has happened since the days of Novalyfe.