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middle aged, german born mum who steals her daughters pain pills after surgery, just an all around dbag
"Hey, my mom stole my Vicodin! I just had my widsom teeth removed!"
"Gosh, your mom is such a German whore."
"Gosh, your mom is such a German whore."
by ameoba March 05, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018