by Lazer November 27, 2001
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
via giphy
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"
"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."
"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."
by Fat Washington November 05, 2003
A male merkin. Usually used to cover up something you picked up in Vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum "accident" as a teen.
by Mike from France May 09, 2008
1. noun. (gu`rk_in) He/she that holds more money then they should have. One that st-st-st-studders multiple times especially with the letter "m". A true owner of a landscaping business and the clean up guy on a film crew(who thinks he is a boss). One who cleans up in beer pong along with his teamate who is considered the best in the world(DA). With this team comes respect and a high level of greed. A person who smokes with the cigarettes and the bats. One who lives to trim trees and f sheep. A norweigon circumsized sailer.
I got that gerkin money
trim them trees gerkin
i get high on the reg
its fun to do bad things
I yanked it!!! I yanked the thing gerkin!!
you think you are a hot on gerkin
trim them trees gerkin
i get high on the reg
its fun to do bad things
I yanked it!!! I yanked the thing gerkin!!
you think you are a hot on gerkin
by gertsen landscaping March 13, 2010
Jul 7 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

