A geek who acts like a jerk.
That tech service guy was such a gerk!
by charlestlee December 16, 2008
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Secret society formed in the fall of 1971. It's sole purpose is to manipulate, and antagonize the human race. Heavily involved in advanced mind control techniques, the society molds political climates from an invisible distance. Induction into the organization is performed through a ritualistic ceremony known as "The De-warting".

Members, sometimes referred to as gerks, are scattered throughout the world. Their careers vary amongst the group, but most assume low-profile occupations as cover, and to avoid unnecessary attention to the society.
This has to be the workings of a Gerk conspiracy. No human could pull this crap off, and get away with it.
by Az45 July 29, 2006
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marijuana, a smoke that calms and refreshes, usually the compressed variety possibly containing seeds.
before the party we smoked some gerks. we are going to the concert , do you have your gerks. Angie only hangs around with us because we have the gerks.
by butter2 September 01, 2006
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When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.
In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.
by Peacedawg November 20, 2009
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Admin of Pwninator.com.
I thought Gerk got banned from the Interweb.
by Gerk January 02, 2004
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To suck on a dick or when a bitch gives you head.
Yo this bitch gerked my dick the other day.
by TotemPole July 01, 2004
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