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The onset case of the shits one encounters after anal sexual activity.
I tore up Rachel’s ass last night and she’s got the gerbil squirts today.

Richard Gere must have had the gerbil squirts.
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1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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