A fat gangster wannabe, usually smells of burnt popcorn. Has back boobs and pizza lives up his ass

Hot Gerber (1): The act of placing (hot) baby food onto one's dick and inserting it into a vagina or asshole.

Hot Gerber (2): The act of using (hot) baby food as a replacement for lube in a sexual context

Hot Gerber (3): A hot bitch with a last name of Gerber

Someone who looks like the Gerber Baby logo and takes offense to everything.

A rather smart, young, talented, good looking, nice smelling, young man with a larger than average penis.

A happy gerber is when you take a shit on a pregnant woman's stomach and make a smiley face out of your fecal matter. Then you take a 20lb sledgehammer and bash the shit through her stomach and out the other side of her body. Then you take the baby fetus and boil it in you urine which is later drank via coffee mug.

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.