Georging

Verb. To fail repeatedly at performing otherwise simple tasks due to the individual having the relative attention span and mental accuity of a chimpanzee on PCP.
Ex.: We were going to sign a lease together, but put friend keeps Georging and going to the local strip club when we're supposed to be meeting with the landlord.
by DefinitelySomeoneNotNamedDave February 28, 2017
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The act of overstaying one’s welcome at a friend or significant other’s place of residence; usually performed by a person of dwindling popularity among the inhabitants of said establishment.
“Hey, why don’t you stay for dinner?”
Are you sure, wouldn’t I be georging?”

Of course not, my family loves you!”
by bleeeep January 16, 2011
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George is the most George person you'll ever meet. He's always willing to George around and is always Georging everyone he meets. George is the nicest George that's ever Georged in the George. George George George GeorgeGeorge George GeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorge GeorgeGeorge.
Me: "GeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorge"
George: "Hey that's me"
by not_george November 28, 2017
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George is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a George you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a George can make any sadness float away in seconds. A George has an amazing tummy, amazing. if you're lucky enough to sleep over with him look out for the morning where you will see the best combination of bed hair and morning voice imaginable. You will trust him with your life because you know that nothing you tell him will go anywhere else if you don't want it to. Your relationship with him won't be perfect, but Never pass up the opportunity to be with a George, unless you want to miss out on the best relationship you could ever imagine in your whole life. If you get a George, keep hold of him, tightly. You won't regret it
'Your relationship with George is perfect, i'm so jealous'
by KT24KT June 23, 2013
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astonished by something. an exclamatory remark made when you hear or see something great or astonishing.

"By george, that's one big boil on your face there!"
by nikoli_182 May 01, 2008
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