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George Washington, he was our first president and a badass general.
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
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The crazy, awesome general who led the US to its freedom and killed 20000 British. He also became the 1st president.
Did you learn about George Washington?
Yes, he is an awesome guy.
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First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.

George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?

Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?

Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?

Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?

Boy: But my mom says....

Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?

Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.

Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.

Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.

Boy: Thanks, bro!
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the most badass person to ever live, only rivaled by alexander the great.
could crush a wallnut between two fingers.
rode past british lines as they reloaded owning most of them with his sword.
george washington ganked the hessians on the delaware
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The second greatest human in the history of everything, only to be beaten by his best and longest friend Jesus.
George Washington once stopped a musket bullet with his teeth only to have them shatter and replaced by wooden ones with gold in the center. He then went on to slaughter the entire British regiment of 50 men with his sword and trusty steed.
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*Born of relatively average status, but married up (as his Father had done)
*Was very concerned with obtaining status/prestige
*Led a Virginia militia in the French and Indian War (mainly in hopes of receiving a commission in the British Army)
*General of the Continental Army in the American Revolutionary War
*1st president, served two four year terms
*Was addressed as "His Excellency"
*Iconic figure, considered by men like Jefferson, Adams, Franklin to be the most important Founding Father
*Was highly revered by contemporaries, and this exalted status helped maintain the United States in its first chaotic years of government.
*Was more of a Federalist (central government authority, national bank, standing army) than a Jeffersonian Republican (revolutionary vision of country, agrarian republic, states' rights)
*Wasn't scared of bullets
*Had smallpox at age 19
*His actions in preventing the spread of smallpox in the Continental Army are considered by historians to be his greatest military achievement (as disease was rampant, controlled inoculations saved thousands of men)
*6'2''
*Very athletic
*Usually seen with his black friend, both having superb mastery of riding horses.
*Based on cultural attitudes, if present day Americans actually read some of his letters, they would consider him to be something of a Nancy Fancypants
"That in the parlor must, I should think, stand as it does; not so much on account of the wainscotting, which I think must be altered (on account of the door leading into the new building), as on account of the chimney piece and the manner of its fronting into the room...In short, I would have the whole executed in a masterly manner."

--George Washington, letter to Mt. Vernon, Sept. 30, 1776 (a few days before the British landing at Throg's Neck in NY)
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