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1. The archetype of a dumbass, American conservative Christian who won't shut up about gay marriage, birth control, creationism, hypocrisy, etc.
2. Arguably one of the stupidest presidents in history.
3. Someone who believes religion is what should determine politics.
4. A very horrible speaker who wins the minority vote.
5. Someone who indirectly instigates terrorists to crash planes into skyscrapers, and starts pointless wars, flipping a dystopia out of the frying pan and into the fire.
1. George W. Bush is fucking stupid.
2. Historians frequently rate George W. Bush as one of the worst presidents in history.
3. That guy is a George W. Bush or a Jerry Falwell.
4. George W. Bush lied to the people when he unfairly beat Al Gore.
5. George W. Bush is really shitty at protecting our country.
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An evil man whose intent is to cause terror and disaster to all Americans and people who oppose him.
Roses Are Red. Harambe's In Heaven. Evidence To Suggest That George W. Bush did 9/11.
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A muggle man who is ex-president of the United States of America who is inevitably working for Lord Voldemort
George W. Bush: Lord... what shall I do next?
Voldemort: bring down the economy so i can ruin your country. get into unnecessary wars. do other random crap.
GWB: yes sir. semper fidelis. always faithful to only you Lord.
by DixieLeeLove March 12, 2010
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With exercise and the right amount of fiber, what I hope I can do at least once a day.
By being able to george w. bush at least once per day, most of us can maintain good colon health well into old age.
by MushMouth January 30, 2008
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War criminal and worst President in the history of the United States. Bush did not win his first run for President, but was handed the Presidency by the Supreme Court (in the worst decision they ever made). Bush started a war based on lies, destroyed the economy, allowed corporations to destroy the environment and exploit the middle class and working poor, attempted to pass viciously homophobic laws, attacked women's rights, and ruined the reputation of the United States. He is hated all over the world. When his reign of terror ended the world celebrated.
George W. Bush used homophobia and fear to convince stupid people to vote for him.
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George W Bush is such a moron he inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden.
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1 - Proof that some village in Texas is missing its idiot

2 - The reason I wonder just how competent the schooling system is (If they passed this guy...)

3 - An unitelligent chimp/example of sub-human intelligence who got elected because his brother fudged up the votes in Florida

4 - Someone who will hopefully be charged with war crimes/violating the Constitution when our 44th president enters office less than a day from now
Court Official: *holds out bible* do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

George W. Bush: *puts hand on bible* Yes.

Court Official: Is it true that your started the Iraq war?

Bush: uuuuh...no.
by Murasaki-Nekomata January 19, 2009
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