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An evil man whose intent is to cause terror and disaster to all Americans and people who oppose him.
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Was the thirty-third president of the United States of America from January 20, 2001 – January 20, 2009. He cheated his way to the presidency in 2000 against Al Gore. He got lucky, but still cheated to win in 2004 against J. Kerry. He somehow was not voted as the worst president in US history. He ruined the nation with debt, war, and horrible foriegn policy stances. He created his own words in some of his speeches, like "recruitements" (after looking at the vid. where he says it, he was not trying to say "recruitments"). He did whatever Dick Cheney told him to do, and did whatever it took to make himself look good on Fox News Channel. After Hurrican Katrina he did not go and land to see the destruction but instead flew over it in Marine One (the helicopter), and saw thousands of desperate Americans after a horrible natural disaster hit New Orleans. His failure led to Democrats owning the White House, Senate, and House of Reps. GWB also can't open doors.
Person 1: OMG George W. Bush is president!
Person 2: How the hell did that happen?!
Person 1: Well, what should we do?
Person 2: Protest?
Person: 1: No, move to Canada.
Person 2:............. okay.
by LiberalsRULE! January 14, 2010
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A muggle man who is ex-president of the United States of America who is inevitably working for Lord Voldemort
George W. Bush: Lord... what shall I do next?
Voldemort: bring down the economy so i can ruin your country. get into unnecessary wars. do other random crap.
GWB: yes sir. semper fidelis. always faithful to only you Lord.
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With exercise and the right amount of fiber, what I hope I can do at least once a day.
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War criminal and worst President in the history of the United States. Bush did not win his first run for President, but was handed the Presidency by the Supreme Court (in the worst decision they ever made). Bush started a war based on lies, destroyed the economy, allowed corporations to destroy the environment and exploit the middle class and working poor, attempted to pass viciously homophobic laws, attacked women's rights, and ruined the reputation of the United States. He is hated all over the world. When his reign of terror ended the world celebrated.
George W. Bush used homophobia and fear to convince stupid people to vote for him.
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George W Bush is such a moron he inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden.
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1 - Proof that some village in Texas is missing its idiot

2 - The reason I wonder just how competent the schooling system is (If they passed this guy...)

3 - An unitelligent chimp/example of sub-human intelligence who got elected because his brother fudged up the votes in Florida

4 - Someone who will hopefully be charged with war crimes/violating the Constitution when our 44th president enters office less than a day from now
Court Official: *holds out bible* do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

George W. Bush: *puts hand on bible* Yes.

Court Official: Is it true that your started the Iraq war?

Bush: uuuuh...no.
by Murasaki-Nekomata January 19, 2009
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