The only comedian EVER who could speak and lecture the truth that the public like listening to. It was because of his cleverness and wit that people like to listen to common problems and social issues. One of the greatest thinkers and comedians of the 20th and 21st century.
"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that we do not need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." -George Carlin
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An Extremely Lanky Retard who has a tiny penis (0.24 CM)
He likes men and wanks to gay porn (somehow)
He likes men and wanks to gay porn (somehow)
You Are A George Walters
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The act of taking a shit under someone's pillow. Then wiping your ass with the pillow and putting it shitty side down covering up the whole mess. It's best to leave after completion. Works great for a one night stand who has left the room.
Yeah I gave that stupid bitch from the bar a hot george before I left her place. I should call her...
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A comedian who beats the shiat out of Dane Cook. He has 14 HBO specials, something most other comedians can't even match and based off his new special, he IS an old fuck. Most of his notings are true and because of him, many people have become comedians themselves. IE Lewis Black.
George Carlin's Sports Cheer: "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, FUCK!"
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