Urban Dictionary: George Jones

George Jones Is A Legend

by Lapdjaydogg March 06, 2010

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 02, 2010

by Russ Man July 31, 2005

A fat cunt with hardly any friends. His only friend gets bullied and once got put into a bin.

George Jones
Geoff that guys is such a George Jones, he is fat, lonely and will die alone.

by James Whoreman July 25, 2018

when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.

Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.

by Jrebel July 17, 2012