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George Carlin is currently in his 70's and has one hell of a resume. Grew up in New York, went to catholic school(now an athiest), got booted from the military, became a disc jokey, than a stand-up comedian who appeared many many times on television.

He has appeared on Jonny Carson's show almost more than any other, was the first host of Saturday Night Live, the founder of the Seven Dirty Words, has 14 HBO specials which is just incredible. Has been in a few films as well, and had a t.v. show that only lasted for I think a year or two. Still tours all across The U.S., does many shows in Vegas, and etc.

George Carlin is the funniest and most original comedian in standup history. Not to mention one of the best and smartest philosophers the world has ever seen. This man is a true genious and tells it like it is. Everything this man has done is great. From his silly humor and little observations on life to his philosophical viewpoints and great ranting on government, religion, society, americans, bullshit, and more. You couldn't ask for any more from such a great human being.

George Carlin quotes:

"Hey, how's everyone doing tonight huh?? Good, well FUCK YOU!!" Just tryin' to make you feel at home."

"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god."

"I can prove to you that rape can be funny. Picture Porky pig, raping Elmer Fudd. Hey, why do you think they call him Porky!?"
by BigTMoney March 13, 2008
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1937 - 2008. A great man who pointed out all of societies ignorance and stupidity and covered every american topic, from Abortions, Fat People, Politics, Child Worship, Government, Etc. He was a famous comedian, and did a great deal to American society before he died, since then we have been living in chaos. He may be offensive, but definitely saw those unimportant things we talk about in our daily lives.
The world would be a much better place if George Carlin was still alive
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George Carlin is a veteran stand up comedian. His routine usually includes topics like; Religion, sex, swears, oddities of culture, and many social and moral taboos. His most famous routine is "7 Dirty Words".
George Carlin is so funny!
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The king of comedy.His whole premise is to say things that everyone else is too afraid to say.
George Carlin:''When it comes to bullshit-big time,major league bullshit-you have to stand in awe-in AWE of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims:religion.''
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