A friendly, loud being from the north-east of england. Namely, newcastle. Geordies are often proud of their homeland, not to be confused with Sunderland or Gateshead. They support the toon/black and white army, formally known as Newcastle United Football Club.
The Average Geordie-
1. Starts drinking at eleven. (the age, not the time)
2. Is friendly towards people of a different hometown.
3. Is part-scottish or at least knows someone who is.
4. Male geordies tend to watch, attend or listen to the match. The females will also watch, attend or listen to the match, but prefer to go shopping in town where if you listen , you can hear the crowds reactions. Others are forced into watching the match on tv.
5. Geordies use and love 'the metty' (metro) Younger geordies go on metty mish's. No respectable Geordie pays to use the Metro.
6. Know's how to speak Geordie, even if they don't speak it normally.
7. Geordies greet each other with the term 'Alreeeet'
The Average Geordie-
1. Starts drinking at eleven. (the age, not the time)
2. Is friendly towards people of a different hometown.
3. Is part-scottish or at least knows someone who is.
4. Male geordies tend to watch, attend or listen to the match. The females will also watch, attend or listen to the match, but prefer to go shopping in town where if you listen , you can hear the crowds reactions. Others are forced into watching the match on tv.
5. Geordies use and love 'the metty' (metro) Younger geordies go on metty mish's. No respectable Geordie pays to use the Metro.
6. Know's how to speak Geordie, even if they don't speak it normally.
7. Geordies greet each other with the term 'Alreeeet'
Typical Geordie Conversation:
Geordie One: Alreet?
Geordie Two: Aye, hows yoursel' ?
Geordie One: Am mint, man. Areya gan doon toon t' watch the toon ?
Geordie Two: Naa, am gan oot ona Metty Mish wi' me mates
Geordie One: Shame that, like. S'ment t'be wicked ya narr
*breif football banter*
Geordie Two: Reet am off.
Geordie One: Ta'ra mate.
Geordie One: Alreet?
Geordie Two: Aye, hows yoursel' ?
Geordie One: Am mint, man. Areya gan doon toon t' watch the toon ?
Geordie Two: Naa, am gan oot ona Metty Mish wi' me mates
Geordie One: Shame that, like. S'ment t'be wicked ya narr
*breif football banter*
Geordie Two: Reet am off.
Geordie One: Ta'ra mate.
by H.Hobnob September 09, 2007
A different spelling of Jordy. Possibly the best way to spell the name, but definantly not as cool as the REAL Geordies. I'm sure as hell moving there.
Teach: Do you go by Jordan?
Me: Nope. Jordy.
Teach: How do you spell that?
Me: J-O-R-D-Y.
Teach: (slam pencil!!) How do you really spell it??
Me: (confused) Um.. G-E-O-R-D-I-E?
Teach: That's better...
Me: Nope. Jordy.
Teach: How do you spell that?
Me: J-O-R-D-Y.
Teach: (slam pencil!!) How do you really spell it??
Me: (confused) Um.. G-E-O-R-D-I-E?
Teach: That's better...
by Jord---- Mike March 14, 2005
A person who comes from Newcastle. Probably most famous for saying "way hay man" a lot. Known for there scottish sound-a-like accent. Also known as wannabe scousers.
by Ant101 May 18, 2008
A 'wannabe' mackem (person of a town that thinks its a city, Sunderland). Also usually much more welcoming than your average brummie, wurzel, cockney, manc, scouser or smoggie. Often renowned for being friendly and outgoing and with a fondness for the odd beer or 20, geordies make the UK what they are. Geordies can often be found in St James' Park cheering on Newcastle United and are the most dedicated fans in the land.
Geordie is also the most liked dialect in the UK as in a recent poll
Geordie is also the most liked dialect in the UK as in a recent poll
Afta worrk ahm gannin doon tha pub forra pint with tha lads then gann yairm ta spend sum fam-il-ee time with wor lass nd tha bairns like a good parent should.
Ah might allso gan bray some daft mackums hu tryed ta torrch me hoos and tha smoggie hu tryed to fiddle with lirrul Stu!
Ah might allso gan bray some daft mackums hu tryed ta torrch me hoos and tha smoggie hu tryed to fiddle with lirrul Stu!
by Matt Cobb March 09, 2005
A person from the North East of England sometime described as 'Scotsmen with there brains kicked out' the people from this area defy this label with there friendly, gregacious natures.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
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