An obese Maccam who is overly cocky for his way below par aesthetic appearance and masturbates in excess of ten times per day.

The accent of a person from Newcastle, England. Most people find the geordie accent sounds friendly, usually are nice people.

A Geordie, a person that lives up north + has the best accent around personally! Dont get on with Sunderland + Middlesborough!

Says 'why aye' a lot. Wears T-shirts and shorts in middle of winter complaining about how hot it is.

a euphamism of knob, dick, wanker, wank shaft, faggot

Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.

inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie