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A legitimate reason to blow your brains out Kurt Cobain style.

You usually will get this idea as you sit blankly doing homework realizing you have no future, because Geometry is mandatory for a fucking diploma.
In 1994

"Hey Larry did you see what happened to Cobain?"

" Yeah I hear Courtney Love was making him do Geometry, but that sneaky bitch won't get any blame for it."
"Damn Brad, that's some real conspiracy shit, but math will do that shit to you."
by Bfry98 October 20, 2014
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An absolute waste of your fucking time in school. After you graduate collage or something, why the fuck would you need to know how to measure the Earth?

(Geo=Earth, Metry=measurement, therefore, Geo+Metry= Measurement of the Earth)

Just why the hell do you need to know this shit if you want to be Bill Gates somebody tell me that!
Bob: Ugh, I fucking hate school!
Me: Why? I like school! Only thing is that fucked up math homework every teacher likes to torture kids with! Especially Geometry! God I fucking hate geometry so God damn much!
Bob: Stop bragging about what any normal kid knows you dumbass.
by AffectedMind March 08, 2020
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The subject that some intelligent dumbfuck decided to implement into the math system as a way to destroy our grades, and to torture our mental state of mind.
Boy 1: Dude I fucking hate that subject in room 204!!
Boy 2: You mean geometry? Yeah that’s the worst fucking subject ever. Whoever decided to implemented that into the math system must be a stupid fucking asshole.
by InPoteex877 November 01, 2019
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I hate this subject with a burning passion, it is not applicable to anything that will ever be used ever unless you take a stupid job as a high school math teacher. It is especially stupid because our teacher made us write a fuck ton of proofs and my wrist still has PTSD from that.
Whats your grade in Math?
I wanna die.
The class is easy if you try.
Shut the fuck up Max Geometry is a stupid subject.
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by YungTejano2004 March 07, 2019
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The branch of mathematics concerned with properties of spatial measurements . This includes distance, shape, size, and even theoretical dimensional spaces higher than 3D. A mathematician who specializes in geometry is known as a geometer.

Euclidean geometry, the study of flat surfaces and spatial measurements surrounding them, began in Ancient Greece with the likes of Pythagoras, Archimedes, and Euclid. Euclid developed five basic postulates, the fifth being the famed "Parallel Postulate".

The parallel postulate is not provable as a theorem. This led to a lot of geometry branches that ignore the postulate entirely. The most famous of these non-Euclidean geometries is hyperbolic geometry.

There are other branches of geometry that are still in their infancy. One of these is fractal geometry, the branch of geometry concerned with fractals, shapes whose Hausdorff dimension is much greater than their topological dimension.

As you can see, geometry is an extremely broad branch of mathematics, with many different branches.
Ptolemy's Theorem details a very important relationship between diagonals and opposite sides of a cyclic quadrilateral in Euclidean geometry.
by Dracco123 June 27, 2019
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1:the class that mrs. lazono can not teach
2: the class in which you can sit in the corner and devise the death of your teacher in horrific ways
3: a hidden form of kong fu which is the most difficult to master because it is disguised as math, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY ATTENTION!! YOU CAN RULE THE WORLD!!!
yeah, i kicked jerry's ass with my swift geo-metry kick of doom!
by lilly (roar!) February 19, 2004
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