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- The stupidest and most pointless form of mathematics known to mankind. Known for making teenagers commit suicide for it's theorems, postulates, and proofs.
I just took a geometry test (cutting oneself), yeah it sucked.
by hammerboycb October 18, 2010
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(n)

A commonly used foreign language that is used in middle and high school.
It is also a word that means, "Confusion, Failing, Tears, Repetitive swearing."

Geometry is also commonly spoken by fast paced teachers who laugh at you when you don't understand something so apparently "easy."
Bob: Hey Tim, did you see that girl holding the geometry book?
Tim: Yes I did, that girl thinks geometry is used in everyday life.
Bob: That girl is in for a lot of tears, failing and repetitive swearing.

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Teacher: Geometry will be used in real life everyday.
Student: Give me an example then.
Teacher: ..You will use it to build a tree house.
Student: Because everyone needs a freaking tree house.
by Nightmare_Jarate July 08, 2014
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A VERY hard form of math that is very pointless and will never be used in real life. Involves all shapes and proofs. ugh
Mr. Braddock do we have anything geometry related today?
- No really nothing is geometry related because nothing relates to geometry because it is pointless
by zeusROSS December 02, 2009
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The mathematics of the properties, measurement, and relationships of points, lines, angles, surfaces, and solids.
by Hydrangea May 10, 2005
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Probably the most useless, boring, and irrelevant class you will ever take in high school. Topics of study include the Pythagorean Theorem, virtually impossible to complete proofs, dumbass angle relationships, and so on. Sadly, this class is required to graduate and does nothing but drop your GPA. Teachers of this course usually are irritating and have no idea how to teach. Anyone who manages to get anything above a C+ in this class is either; a cheater, has no life, or is sucking the teacher's dick.
I asked Siobhan why she was crying , her response; geometry.

Along with other math teachers, teachers of geometry are usually ugly, uptight old womenand effeminate balding men with gray beards.
by jxw360 August 15, 2016
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The result of mathematicians being bored as shit so they create worthless stuff like postulates and theorems and fucking horrible proofs that are meant to fail the fuck out of high school students.
Fuck.
I have a geometry test that decides whether I pass the class or not.
Fuck.
by Opinionated Webster March 23, 2016
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Fucking stupid. Just another way for teachers to torture people and make them look stupid.

Synonyms:
Stupid
Dumb
Torture
1: You are probably here because you are taking this fucking class
2: Geometry is often taught by ugly, gray-haired men or women. Soon they will die of old age and we will be free of the communist people who make us learn it.
3: A geometry class is a good place to take an hour long nap.
4: Just plain fucking stupid.
by СукаБлять February 26, 2015
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