A really horny black guy who knows how to use his dick. Hes also a nice person.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

He may be rather big, unattractive, and maybe not the best at any sport but when you get a Geofrey be sure to keep him. Well as a friend anyways. His hair may not be on point at all times but he can sure make some people laugh with his crusty lips. Even though he’s on the bigger side Geofrey is a weird, sarcastic, child who wants to be your friend.