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The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.
I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!
by 10snails June 05, 2016
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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Used as a verb. To geoff onself. Refers to someone doing something prematurely
The batter in the 9th inning geoffed himself and ended up striking out

This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.
by Hazard30 August 28, 2008
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The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo
Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed
by Bagpuss September 02, 2003
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A verb to the Bass singer from Voiceplay called Geoff Castellucci.

1: Means to blunder or fail, or to mess up in the most awesome way possible.

2: to do something Geoff would do or otherwise deny that he did it.

“I did not Geoff that take! Y’all are geoffed up!”
I'm sorry, I totally geoffed that!“

Dont geoff it!“
by voicegay May 14, 2021
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Geoffed: to join in and make bigger a celebration, without knowing what is being celebrated.
What was that parade about?

I don't know, I Geoffed it!

I totally Geoffed that!
by Harbingerofjoy November 15, 2020
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To be volunteered for something you weren't planning on doing
Suzy was geoffed into fund raising for the WWF event...even though her already had more than enough to do.
by 323Julie November 06, 2008
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