The idiotic way of trying to write Jeff. Geoff is not pronounced 'Jeff' its pronounced 'G-off'

when you are referring to someone named geoffrey or jeffrey or jeffery in a negative tone of voice

i think someone once told me a Geoff is a pirate oppossum with 6 legs that is a crew member of most serpentine space vessels. They're astrophysicists most of the time...but not usually. They have a diet of mostly girraffe eggs and rhinocerous bladders and are none too pleasant to speak with if you just happen to be a fucking dumbass...they eat those bagels heads like licorice...chocolate licorice.

Synonymous with the word douche.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.

Any person named geoff is a mega faggot and enjoys it when they get extreme anal from Todd, Todd is his side dick and after you have sex with him and he cumms in your vag. He immediately goes to fuck Todd even if you want to talk or continue to make out he is so far in the closet that he can’t get out.

: it is a name of a person.
: he is very handsome
: he is very cute that no one can beat
: he is very loving, loving to his parents, loving to his friends, loving to his family, loving to god, and loving to the world.
: sometimes he have a corny jokes.
: sometimes his name pronounced like joff, but it's jeff.
: so don't call him as joff, beacause it makes geoff angry.

He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet he's nice charming and has good looks while at it. He's smart so keep your eye on a guy name Geoff make sure you treat him good or he'll just go away and you'll regret not having him by your side anymore.
Either way he's just a really cute guy with a sense of humor and he'll just make you Chuckle and smile a lot if you know him

Take charges and become a Geoffs friend.