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The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.
"Is Geodude gonna have to mud-slap a bitch?"
by The Salt December 17, 2009
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A midget who has had his or her legs amputated.
Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...
by FleaSlapper January 23, 2012
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Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
Geodude, I choose you!
by Lord of the Farce April 07, 2004
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the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
"fuck.. another geodude."
by ChEeZeBurGeR February 20, 2008
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A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.
So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.
by Dat Ash January 18, 2013
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somebody who cant catch a ball like a football or baseball
nice catch.... geodude
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he is such a geodude he couldnt catch aids in africa
by bigchebo October 08, 2011
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