The United Provinces of Genovia J-á-nu-ve-a is a constitutional monarchy located between the Netherlands and Belgium. The nation is most noted for its prized pears, which can fetch over a hundred thousand Genovian pounds sterling at auction. Genovians are a proud people, whose distinct culture and language resemble the monarchies of old Europe. The current population is of some 2,343 Citizens and 434 foreign nationals. The Genovian royal family is currently gay and will not be able to procreate. Many people believe, contrary to substantial evidence, that Genovia is a fictional country. This is due to the popular Disney film The Princesses Diaries. Kôletüm gï Genóvia! “Long live Genovia”

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

The land I call my home.

The fictional setting of the Princess Diaries written by Meg Cabot turned into yet ANOTHER Disney movie.