The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.

When I girl gives a guy head while sitting down and peeing.

A person - namely a female, that adds mysterious ingredients in the form of weird spices and concoctions to a recipie when cooking

village/ town near geneva. houses lots of people working at cern.

This phenomenon occurs immediately after a person has taken a hit from a bong, pipe, bowl, apple or any apparatus that can be used to smoke marijuana. The sensation after exhale can produce feelings of euphoria, blankness or a clouding of the mind, and stupidity. Physical symptoms may vary.

if you shout sprinklegenie a guy will wank on you

Occurs when a man is receiving oral sex from a female, and as he reaches the point of ejaculation simultaneously puts his hand on her head and pushes it down as to make her deep throat and yells out "SHAZAM!!" as he cums in her mouth