by Dave January 15, 2004
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A girl most commonly found in a brothel. Usually will have many STDs and loves her vape. She spends her time looking at her crush's nudes. While she is a hooker, she didn't loose her virginity untill she was 25.
by Hola muchachos March 24, 2019
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A girl that alwase laughs to much at your jokes to were it is uncomfortable
She is a girl that likes you but has to get her "cousin" to ask you out while your playing badminton with your friend
She cries a lot
But if you reject her she will turn lesbian
She is a girl that likes you but has to get her "cousin" to ask you out while your playing badminton with your friend
She cries a lot
But if you reject her she will turn lesbian
by The person that rejected her July 20, 2020
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by jpmatthews94@gmail.com September 08, 2010
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The first book in the Bible. Contains some truths much to the angst of the angry edgy internet teenage atheists.
The Flood for example, did occur but wasn't a world wide flood and is believed, by some geologists, to be the flood that occurred by the rising Black Sea (also known as the Black Sea deluge hypothesis) whilst others attribute the story of the flood to the rising level of sea water after the Ice Age.
This, along with Hinduism and ancient Babylonian religion mentioning the flood story (with many similarities to the Genesis account) shows that there likely was a flood of some sort that a man and his family survived.
The Flood for example, did occur but wasn't a world wide flood and is believed, by some geologists, to be the flood that occurred by the rising Black Sea (also known as the Black Sea deluge hypothesis) whilst others attribute the story of the flood to the rising level of sea water after the Ice Age.
This, along with Hinduism and ancient Babylonian religion mentioning the flood story (with many similarities to the Genesis account) shows that there likely was a flood of some sort that a man and his family survived.
There are some truths in Genesis. Other parts of Genesis are symbolic.
Origen was a third century Christian who worked out that Genesis was metaphorical.
"For who that has understanding will suppose that the first and second and third day existed without a sun and moon and stars and that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance and not literally." ~ Origen
Origen was a third century Christian who worked out that Genesis was metaphorical.
"For who that has understanding will suppose that the first and second and third day existed without a sun and moon and stars and that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance and not literally." ~ Origen
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Literally the best band ever, prog rock. Cooked to perfection by Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, Tony Banks, Mike Rutherford and Steve Hackett
Genesis: I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy,
Please don't slap me,
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
Erongenous zones I question you-
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.
Please don't slap me,
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
Erongenous zones I question you-
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.
by Bobherb97 March 21, 2015
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Genesis is a girl who loves to eat and is very messy. She can also be very quiet and not fun to hang out with. She will reject you and go on to the next guy who she likes. Don’t mess with the Genesis because she will have anger issues against you.
by Aguywhohatesfood February 12, 2018
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