by ello mello April 24, 2005
A soap opera airing on ABC that has nothing to do with a hospital but instead is about how wonderful mobsters are and how incompetent the police truly are. It's been on for over 45 years, though they declined to celebrate this important anniversary. It featured the famous wedding of Luke and Laura in the early 80's when mobsters hadn't taken over the show, but now it's simply about mobsters.
Charlotte: I can't wait to watch General Hospital today!
Bob: Why? I can't stand that show.
Charlotte: But the mobsters are hot!
Bob: Why? I can't stand that show.
Charlotte: But the mobsters are hot!
by Schlecht December 2, 2009
The act of a male receiving oral sex during childbirth. A risky maneuver considering the circumstances, but according to legend provides mutual benefit for the couple, as women who swallow during pregnancy have a lower risk of complications, as well as the established scientific fact that women giving oral sex are more relaxed, and the male gets to have an orgasm. Probably.
1.The labor had gone on too long. The birth was going to be too hard. The situation required something else long and hard, so the doctor recommended a radical treatment: the general hospital. "Only your 8-roper can save this baby now," he said, "you know what to do."
2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."
2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."
by danish1120 May 29, 2012
An unidentified man died in the waiting area of Hazleton General Hospital. He bled to death, because of the wait behind thirty illegal immigrant tweenage bitches checking to see if they were pregnant.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 9, 2010
Rochester General Hospital is where i was born.
by samanthascheible October 14, 2008