Godlike in stature, to walk into a crowded room and the men sit down and the women drop their pants. to be such a viking lord that spiders are scared of you...not the other way around.

Often referred to by scientists as a "finely tuned instrument of the coital arts"

see also: UBER-MAN

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Can be an absolute asshole and usually is, he can have a soft spot at times but refuses to show it. A caring, loving, amazing man under his cover hate and "bitchiness"

a male human with a penis longer than the axis the earth spins on and is a ladies man and men go gay just to be with him and his hair is like a luscious, breezy,and graceful meadow in the heart of Switzerland, and when he has a discharge of male seamon,it is equivalent to the Indian ocean, and there for the woman implodes from his wonder and awe.

Gene’s are always unbelievably sweet and genuine to everyone. They tend to be unbelievably hot and attractive and are absolutely amazing in relationships. They make the most loving and genuine boyfriends and have the biggest hearts. Their happiness is contagious and it is impossible not to feel happy when around them.

A tall, sexy beast with a firm ass and very broad shoulders. He looks so good from behind that you’d agree to a date without having seen his face.

He picks you up for lunch. He is confident, chatty and intelligent. He makes you laugh. He eats like a horse....even from other people’s plates. It’s a damn super power because he is so tall and thin.

As time goes on, it’s revealed that he’s not just brilliant at math, science and business. He can also fix anything. How is he real? He handles his money well and is a master in the sheets. You want to stop time and exist forever in his red bedroom. Women can exist on snacks, sex and him.

His DNA should be bottled and sold. His offspring are tall, tan and striking. His attributes do not fade with age. If you find one, you’ll want to keep him.

that one guy everyone thinks they know but really dont hes very hott and artistic. he should date misunderstood chick that shars his values.