A scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Another thing humans just HAD to overcomplicate

A lie made by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

A social construct that was made to sell dishwashers.

The most confusing made-up social construct in humans,

you probably meant sex