a sarcastic word to label unfortunette looking people
i walked into a bar and saw a bunch of gems.
by Cluade Henry Smoot August 22, 2003
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A girl who has anal sex with a guy the first time they meet.
"Heyy.. Thanks for letting me stick it in your butt last night. your a gem!"

"You look like a gem..Can I stick it in your butt?"
by Sandra Summers September 15, 2011
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my name darnit!! formily known as "um..crystal, right?"
"Hey Gem!" ::in the halls::
by Gem November 07, 2004
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A gem is something that is absolutely great. Usually preceded by the word 'absolute.' Popularized by a certain individual named Dave A.
Tom Brady is an absolute gem.
by noodles May 26, 2004
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(noun)
a Glen Ellyn Mom, usually involves themselves in the following activites:
-Book Clubs
-Bible Clubs
-Dinner Clubs
-Bible Studies
-Yoga groups
-Go on walks with friends to "chat"
-Gossip about anything and everything
-Stay at home, let the husband do all the work
-Garden and make it look like they care
-Go to salon about 3 time a week
-Sit at home all day and do nothing because they're filthy rich and dumb
-Buy nice things for the pets
-Gossip some more
-Gossip more, about their kids and random kids they don't know
-Complain about everything wrong in their perfect Glen Ellyn life
kid#1- Hey dude, some GEM called my mom and told her about last night...

kid#2- Wow, what a GEM. I can't believe GEMs these days.
by bitchguesswhothisis May 14, 2011
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