Urban Dictionary: Gelking

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

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The sound you make when you are punched in the throat.

"Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat."
*punch
"Gelk!"

by Lord of Blasphemic Juices March 04, 2009

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1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.

2. idiot

3. twat

Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk.
Just fuck off you fucking gelk.

by Jose Fernandez May 15, 2008

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1. The act of pulling on your dick so hard that it will give your dick extra length and girth

I had a nice Gelk last night with my bro, Issac Newton

by Not your average step mom September 13, 2020

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