Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A way of talking that results from sucking on too much dick. Speech becomes slurred and sloppy because the person's tongue is numb from over-usage.
by Paco Pablo April 15, 2007
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A homosexual that is so gay that he can't even get a boyfriend. When he gets tired of masturbating all by his lonesome, he usually resorts to experimenting with his dog.
by Lesboooooooooo February 27, 2009