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Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.
Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!
by BlueV May 26, 2009
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.
RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!
by jaared May 06, 2011
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an expression of joy, hate, laughter, murderous intent, or retardation
Guy 1: GEEZUS!

Guy 2: So... was that murderous intent or joy?
by Brain the Bran Muffin February 16, 2011
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Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).
"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
"GEEZUS!"
by thatdude327 September 25, 2011
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He's da man. We often invok him when something is intense.

Geezus!Right there, what a gorgeous chick.
by Greg M'bala bala August 19, 2006
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-a reaction is disbelief
-a borderline offensive exclamation
-a modern sarcastic cartoon-ism/ meme of "Jesus".
points to unbelievable senrio and yells "GEEZUS" in disbelief or amazement
by Mizz Salty March 15, 2018
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