When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 27, 2019
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A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.
After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.
by electro snob August 3, 2011
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A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)
Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck
by Ball Tickler 3000 January 6, 2023
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Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football
"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"
by Jongers January 30, 2019
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Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.
That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit
by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023
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To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close
that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life
by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023
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To catch up with your mates (Socialising) and talk about general menial gossip.
Geezering- Have you heard about so and so ...?

Did you watch that movie last night it was rubbish!

Get the Shots in you tight wad!!
by Sir Frederick James May 23, 2013
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