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Any urban apple farmer, with an underlying crush on his sister. Believes strongly in Scientology

Resembles an angry bear with his addiction to sugar and honey. Loves to eat dutchie donuts for dinner.
Girl - You bagged yourself a GEERTS?!?
Other girl - Yeah, he was peeing sugar
by MWlookalike April 11, 2011
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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a very good friend, also known as chum

One you'll do everything for
he had a ~ for which he was prepared to kill
by Maatje March 28, 2005
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You cannot use it as a word, instead it's something one does.
It's when someone reads your question and doesn't respond after reading said question.
Person1: "he pulled a geert."
Person2: "damn, thats so annoying when that happens"
by ganggangniggman October 13, 2019
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Some autistic guy who bullies teachers and eats bath salts. He has a huge forehead and tries to attack people with it.
Allen: Oh crap, it's Geert!

Adrien: Run, he's going to screw us!
by PullUpBoy December 04, 2019
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a fat obese blond bitch that failed in life
person: hey Geert what are you doing
Geert: trying to reach my ass
by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019
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