(verb)
1. To cause embarrassment to oneself by continuously trying to call someone after a night out

2. To cause embarrassment to oneself by persuading someone else to call a particular person on your behalf during a night out

Term used by Northern English Ravers to describe perspiration that collects between the buttocks.

A North of England word meaning an old man, fogey, bloke. The sort of chap you would see with a Woodbine out of his mouth, a crooked back and a dodgy mac.

Something/Someone horrible, disgusting, shit or with poor attributes.

Opposite of Dench or Peng

The art of falling asleep when you shouldn't: When clubbing, while eating a burger etc

A universal term for punishment or annoyance

To slam a door following an altercation in a relationship (usually bedroom but could be front door or other) - works best in terraced houses in northern English.