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Noun> An animal that causes surprise.
Tom: Hey Bill, how did you feel when that wolf came in your driveway?
Bill: The Gazzlewazzer made me shit my pants.
by LSDeezus October 20, 2017
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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