Extremely drunk

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Can be used, when said in a posh British accent, as a synonym for extremely drunk. The posh British accent concept can also be applied to virtually any noun, just add an 'ed' on the end.

Absolutely shitfaced