John was so fed up with not getting any from his women friends, that one night he gayvin to the sexual advances of Ernest, his neighbor.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Look there goes a gayvin

oi gayvin you ginger wassock pass me the fucking remote DickLips

Gayvin song:

Verse 1:
Gavin gay, Gavin gay
Gavin real gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay
Gavin real gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, *Gayey*
Gavin g-gay, God bless America, Gavin gay

Verse 2:
9 o' clock, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
10 o' clock, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
He's gay at all times, Gavin gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, Gavin gay

Verse 3:
Gavin gay, Gavin gay when the lights turn on
Gavin's gay, he's super f*cking gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay yah, Gavin gay *geyah*
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay, Gavin real gay

Rap part:
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gaavin gay, Gavin - Gavin gay
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, shoot you in the brain
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, Gavin real gay
Gavin - Gavin - Gaavin gay, really f*cking gay

Pre-beat drop, bridge:
Hah - hah - hah - hah - hah - hah
Gavin got'a 'lil f*cking *fatass/friend*, his name *Ellie* he also gay
Gavin gay - Gavin gay - Gavin gay
*Ellie* gay - *Ellie* gay - *Ellie* gay
*inaudible* Woah f*ck one way stop, Gavin gay - Gavin gay

Verse 4:
Oh, he's gay *oni* gay - *oni* gay - *onis gay's in the club*
*End up*, Gavin gay - Gavin gay *club*, Gavin gay - Gavin gay *club*
Gavin gay, Gavin gay, Gavin gay, Gavin gay
Gavin gay, Gavin gay, *but he not tho - but he not tho*

* - Inaudible, 80-90% accuracy.
I wrote the typewritten lyrics myself

Song:
Search "Gavin gay" on YouTube, by J.B. Oswald

Girl 1:Wow, that Gavin is thirsty for men.
Girl 2: Yeah that’s why we call him Gayvin.

My boss told me I was doing a great job and then I was told how to do it in a better way by someone who had no relevance to my task, what a Gayvin I thought.