Urban Dictionary: Gaytard

An individual who combines the most ridiculous aspects of gay culture with the lowest I.Q and the shortest attention span.

"Omigod, I like, love Jessica Simpson! Am I like, a gaytard?"

by giannirebl July 10, 2008

a retarded person that is sexually attracted to another retard of the same gender.

retard 1: i lik yo bu im real stupid.
retard 2: raw raw raw raw?????????
random guy: WTF are you a gaytard?
retard 2: raw raw raw raw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by brian is a noob February 04, 2009

Something that's just really gay + retarded. Most times it's used as an insult.

You're so gaytarded!

by Polli May 31, 2005

someone who is past the point of being gay, or retarded. Usually used by people who feel the need to alternate their insults.

"Shut the fuck up, everyone knows super smash brawl uses classic controller, your so fucking gaytarded!"

by Sgt.Rawr October 18, 2007

when you meet someone and you can't tell if they're gay or retarded.

"Dude, I was just talking to this dude and I can't tell if he's gay or retarded"

"He must be gaytarded"

by ATAboy July 28, 2009

something you call someone when they have just said something so retarded that your grandma thinks its cool.

by me April 06, 2005

Gay and Retarded. Much like yourself if reading this.