A gaystorian is a person who studies and writes about gay history , and is regarded as an authority on it.Gaystorians are concerned with the continuous, methodical narrative and research of past gay events as relating to the human race; as well as the study of all gay history in time. If the individual is concerned with events preceding written gay history, the individual is a gaystorian of gay prehistory. Some gaystorians are recognized by publications or training and experience. "Gaystorian" became a professional occupation in the early twentieth century as research universities were emerging in North America and everywhere fabulous .

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.