May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Adolescent male who uses the word "gay" as an adjective meaning "lame".
Those baggy-ass, Eminem-spewing white wannabees think they're gangstas, but they're just garden-variety gaysters.
by Trixie Sterling March 01, 2006
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Someone who is acting stupid, or Being "Gay" Therefore he/she is a Gayster.
Person 1: Hey lets Party tonight?

Person 2: Naw, i gotta do my Homework...

Person 1: dude, ur such a Gayster!!
by Khan530 November 27, 2007
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A young/old individual who is trying to act gangster (and/or says that they are gangster) but instead ends up acting/sounding extremely gay, and preposterous.
Foolio:
"Oh! I'm so gangzzta! Yo, I'm like dee bomb digity, if ya'll know wut I meeeen! Hehehe! Cuz I'm gangster layyk dat!"

Smart-ass:
"No, you're not a gangster, you're a gayster."
by Bob Marley's Girl November 04, 2009
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