by Travis55 December 07, 2011
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
by What_would_you_do_for_a_klondike_bar June 04, 2004
Those baggy-ass, Eminem-spewing white wannabees think they're gangstas, but they're just garden-variety gaysters.
by Trixie Sterling March 01, 2006
Person 1: Hey lets Party tonight?
Person 2: Naw, i gotta do my Homework...
Person 1: dude, ur such a Gayster!!
Person 2: Naw, i gotta do my Homework...
Person 1: dude, ur such a Gayster!!
by Khan530 November 27, 2007
A young/old individual who is trying to act gangster (and/or says that they are gangster) but instead ends up acting/sounding extremely gay, and preposterous.
Foolio:
"Oh! I'm so gangzzta! Yo, I'm like dee bomb digity, if ya'll know wut I meeeen! Hehehe! Cuz I'm gangster layyk dat!"
Smart-ass:
"No, you're not a gangster, you're a gayster."
"Oh! I'm so gangzzta! Yo, I'm like dee bomb digity, if ya'll know wut I meeeen! Hehehe! Cuz I'm gangster layyk dat!"
Smart-ass:
"No, you're not a gangster, you're a gayster."
by Bob Marley's Girl November 04, 2009
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

