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A guy trying to make gains in the gym and on his body in a gay way. He's just trying to put on muscle but is a faggot. When a gayner goes to spot you on bench press he leaves his dick hanging in your face directly above your head. He's the guy who wears the male leggings and the tightest damn shirt to the gym.
ZACHARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' YOUR DICK IS IN MY FACE BRUH I KNOW YOU TRYIN' TO MAKE GAINS BUT YOU A GAYNER.
by GatorGains June 18, 2016
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A Gay-Boner. When you're a straight and accidentally gets a Boner cause of a dude.
Guy to guy talk: You should stop acting like that, cuz i might end up getting a gayner.
by I'm not gay but im gay October 09, 2018
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sum jackass people who r totaly gay as possible you do not have 2 be a boi 2 be a gayner
girl 1: she is sooooo annoyin it pissis me off a treat
girl 2:i know shes a total gayner
by chloe and hannah March 30, 2005
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When one becomes a master at sucking cock and playing hockey at the same time they are lifted to the highest level of dick sucking. Gayner.
I was at a hockey game last night and saw 3 fucking gayners.
by Lepire December 10, 2009
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