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Joshua Philip Cao
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.

Has AMAZING hair.
OMG! That guy is SUCH a Gaylord of the Queefs!

Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs

THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!
by queen_laqueefa July 31, 2011
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Jun 14 Word of the Day
Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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